Cake or
collar bonesdry thinning hair??Pizza or
a thigh gapdry peeling skin??
Ice cream orhip bonesdull eyes??
Food ora nice bodydeath??
Think before youeatencourage others to throw their lives away by posting your pro-ana shit all over the internet where vulnerable naive teenagers can read and imitate your illness that you don’t even possess.this needs more notes

“Don’t do impressions of other races.” - Angie Jordan (portrayed by Sherri Shepherd) from 30 Rock
Seems so simple, and yet…
some people need this to be explained repeatedly and even still..
WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL!
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!
that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade:
I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!
I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD
The crack fic is enough for a reblog.
My favorite part is when authors write these themselves, and then you have a big, shiny, convoluted map that’s all canon.
Oh my god i just realized
The ‘Heart’ symbol for Homestuck
See how it’s only half colored in and its separated from the other half.
Dirk’s ‘other half’ was Jake, and they had a particularly messy breakup. Nepeta gave her heart to Karkat, only to be rejected.
Meulin’s redboyfriend Kurloz hurt her by turning her deaf in the great honk.
Heart players give a part of their love/affection to their significant other, only to be hurt in return.

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
Brian Eno (via jessiethatcher)
I could reblog/post this every day as a constant reminder.
(via notational)
And I’m sticking it up here for people who define the “good” in Make good art in ways that I definitely didn’t intend…
(via neil-gaiman)
TURN IT UP LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO
HEAD TO TO COVERED IN TATTOOS
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Dancestors with tattoos.
Big thanks to the people who watched me livestream this for three freakin’ hours. I have no idea where this idea came from or how I did that. I have no idea how you guys had the patience for that. It took me a while to decide whether to post this upright…I guess I might do that later, but you can definitely see more this way.
Meenah don’t give a damn. Neither does Porrim, but I asked her to cover up a bit so I could post without any qualms. Kurloz’s tattoos are based on a mask I saw once—related to the Day of the Dead, I think—that showed a man’s face with the bones on top, peeling away, and then the muscle underneath that, and then the man’s actual face. So Kurloz has taken off his bones, and now you have the muscle tattoos and the skin. And then the flower pattern for…miracles, I guess. >.>
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction

Post-mastectomy tattoos by Tina Bafaro. Photos by Bafaro.
